We used to sneak out of middle school in the middle of the day to go to the little convenience store across the street and get brown paper bags filled with fruit-flavored Tootsie rolls. Called 'em Frootsies. 3 for a nickel, and milk money went a long way.
Now, apparently, I can buy them from CVS by the bagful and don't even have to sneak around. Being an adult is pretty awesome sometimes.
(The vanilla ones are still disgusting.)